22 4 / 2014

Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

22 4 / 2014

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

Literally the only context I can think of where this would make sense is if you were wearing a dress with a really high slit up the side?

(via waxjism)

22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

theshriekingsisterhood:

ok but what if the Good Omens movie has existed for years

what if we got it all wrong

what if all we have to do is put a Best of Queen CD in a DVD player

(via riverlight82)

22 4 / 2014

febricant:

a hero of our time

febricant:

a hero of our time

(Source: kittyit, via spaggel)

22 4 / 2014

deimoss:

this is how Captain America: Winter Soldier should have ended
I need a romance like this, I think. and this - http://www.jessicatrapp.com/media-downloads/PleasuresOfSin.jpg - was my inspiration
oh Bucky.

deimoss:

this is how Captain America: Winter Soldier should have ended

I need a romance like this, I think. and this - http://www.jessicatrapp.com/media-downloads/PleasuresOfSin.jpg - was my inspiration

oh Bucky.

(via cacchieressa)

22 4 / 2014

dtjaaaam:

Gabrielle and Xena - New York Comic Con 2013
The show sure looks different in HD.

dtjaaaam:

Gabrielle and Xena - New York Comic Con 2013

The show sure looks different in HD.

(Source: dtjaaaam.com, via we-pretend-to-be)

21 4 / 2014

waxjism:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

I fear Rosemary’s kittens are about to come out.

waxjism:

kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.

I fear Rosemary’s kittens are about to come out.

21 4 / 2014

adribbleofink:

juliedillon:

This is an entry I made for Helpful Bear Productions’ Kaiju Design contest.  (which is still ongoing, btw, if you want to enter!) Rather than design one full kaiju, I wanted to try playing around with bigger interlocking shapes and see if I could squeeze various creatures together. 

This is why I don’t go swimming.
(J/K. I love swimming.)

adribbleofink:

juliedillon:

This is an entry I made for Helpful Bear Productions’ Kaiju Design contest.  (which is still ongoing, btw, if you want to enter!) Rather than design one full kaiju, I wanted to try playing around with bigger interlocking shapes and see if I could squeeze various creatures together. 

This is why I don’t go swimming.

(J/K. I love swimming.)

(via kickingshoes)

21 4 / 2014

doodlebuggy:

It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.

doodlebuggy:

It’s to distract the enemy for combat advantage.

(Source: corenthal, via spaggel)